furious doodles

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

geekscoutcookies:

catelynstarking:

here is my cover letter, as it currently stands.

i’m not sure why i’m not getting any responses

GPOY at the utmost.

This is my new one: Dear Sir or Madam, Aye yo dogs. You should hire me and shit. Im dope as fuck and I be doing shit. 

Word.

Respectfully yours,

Me. 

octopus-ahoy:

The many people of Tumblr

So accurate

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a visit from the Green Fairy

This!

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No regrets. Just love

One of my regrets in life is that I’m not a scientist. Because I will never figure out a way to clone this incredible specimen of hot. Scientific name Seximus fapalotimus. The holy grail of hotness

Epidilius: Rules to New Girl's True American

epidilius:

Game prep:

Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.

Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the…

I WANT THIS

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idinero:

Keyshia Cole - Fallin’ Out

This song used to speak to my SOUL!!!

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kanyebreast:

crissle:

even if she looks like a truck. ricky be knowing.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ricky FTW!

R.I.P. Bea Arthur (5.13.1922-4.25.2009)

No one could match your comedic timing and wit, you will always be remembered in our hearts and your spirit will live on in all of us.

RIP Pussycat <3

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