April 2011
58 posts
“I Get Lonely” -Janet Jackson
“She Wants To Move”
The hangover
The only thing worse than being at a job you hate is being at a job you hate hung over. It’s going to be a. LONG. DAY. I don’t even know how I made it here on time. This is quite ridiculous. I should drink some coffee, but I feel like java spews are not going to help.
the eyebrow
yeah…just focus on the eyelashes…
the solution
This would all be solved if I had a fruit roll-up. And a meth lab.
the path
I really feel like I might have a chemical imbalance. I’ve just been too apathetic/angry/rude lately. Like noticeably becoming more of an asshole. I want to be happy. I really do, but it truly feels like everything is working against me. Of course I’m happy to be alive, but that cannot be the only reason that I’m happy during the day. What kind of life is that? Surviving. Not...
the delay
I’m just going to assume that my email and phone are malfunctioning. That must be it because there is no way that I’ve applied for almost 30 jobs in the past month and have heard absolutely nothing back. Like not one email or phone call. It’s really starting to get to me. I can’t move without a new job. I’m pretty free-spirited, but I’m not gonna up and move...
the canoe feet
I love being tall. I hate my big feet. They really limit my shoe choices unless I want to give a kidney and my firstborn for a pair of shoes. *rage scream*
“Wonderful Wildflower
Open up let me see
Sexy is in season
Share your sunshine...”
– “Wildflower” Cee Lo
the attitude pt.2
And another thing, I’m at a freaking desk all day. What kind of enthusiasm are you expecting from me? Do you want a floor show at lunch? You want me to do stand up on my breaks? GTFOH. Consider me a ghost from 8-4:30. You can see me but I’m not really here. Like a hologram. Or Joaquin Phoenix.
the attitude
I had a meeting at work yesterday and they wanted to talk about all the ways your attitude can impact your mood blah blah blah. Super generic. Super redundant. We even had to watch a video. The thing is, I’ve been at this job for a year now and I’ve simply realized that nothing I do matters. My numbers are solid. I’m always near the top. They have a problem with me not...
the gifts
I’m witty and eloquent. A talented tongue, if you will. I’ve got a flair for mimicry and similes. I converse to thrill.
“Set Fire To The Rain” -Adele
the enemy
When my alarm clock goes off, I imagine the aerial view of my arm assaulting the snooze button resembles a copperhead snake attacking a small rodent. The rest of my body is pretty much lifeless, but that arm shoots out from underneath the blanket with the utmost ferocity. Monday through Friday we have this war. A constant struggle that I lose everyday as I grudgingly give in and get up and start...
the move
My lease is up in August and by October I will be moving to Charlotte or Houston. Exactly where will depend on the job prospects. I should really wait til around December, but we shall see. My mom wants me to just come home and stay and that IS the most practical choice, at least for a little while. But no. That just can’t happen. I can’t see myself living back at home for more than 2...
the tumbleweed
I’m tired of renting. I never fully decorate or REALLY settle into a place because I know I’ll be gone in less than a year. Moving around so much has made me less sentimental when it comes to personal belongings as well. If I can’t fit it into my car, I don’t need it. I’m somewhat of a gypsy. Though as I get older, I’m finding myself more attracted to the...
the blogs
Everyday I absolutely must read my favorite blogs: DListed, Crunktastical, and Necole Bitchie. DListed and Crunktastical are just ignorantly hilarious and just as shady as me. And Necole Bitchie always has good posts on shoes/bags/nails/clothes.
“Buried deep as you can dig inside yourself
And hidden in the public eye
Such a...”
– “The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most” -Dashboard Confessional
“I need you so much closer”
– “Transatlanticism”- Death Cab For Cutie
the face
Looking at the screen shots of the videos I’ve posted makes me realize I’m in desperate need of warm weather. The paleness is ridiculous. And if you think black people can’t be pale, please find the little X in the top right part of your screen and make your exit. Please and thank you. I get pale, I blush, it happens. I need a beach, the sun and an extremely potent margarita,...
“Philadelphia Freedom”- Elton John
the weirdo
Why is Lil’ Mama still employed? She’s strange. Ma’am, have all the seats.
the chop
I want so badly to cut all my hair off. But it seriously JUST grew back from the disastrous massacre that I inflicted upon myself 2 years ago. It went something like this: ponytail…scissors…*hack*…mirror…*scream*. The only reason I want to do it is because I really like the texture of my hair naturally. It’s really thick and wavy. I’m just nervous because it...
The perfect breakfast
If I woke up early enough this is what I would eat for breakfast
-English muffin
-Omelet w/shredded cheese, tomatoes, mushrooms, and spinach
-Hashbrowns (diced redskins)
-Strawberries
-A huge glass of ice cold water
“Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you’ll marry a music man”
– Elton John “Tiny Dancer”
“Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It’s movement, design and...”
– Blair Waldorf
the new song
I love Beyonce. In all her creole Stepford android glory, she is flawless. ”Girls”, however, I’m not so thrilled with as of right now. Even though I know I’ll probably end up shaking my ass to this all summer, I’m not super happy about it. I guess after she took a year off I expected something better/different. At the end of the day, I’m just glad...
the grace period
One thing good about OH is that it’s really not going to get warm until like June so I have time to drop some more lbs for the summer. The winter was not kind to me or my thighs. I was sick for a while as well which didn’t help. Anyway. I’ll be back on track soon without the hindrance of debilitating cold and lake effect snow.
the other option
Music supervisor for films. I could probably create a killer soundtrack. My playlists are works of art.
