June 2011
11 posts
May 2011
63 posts
the birds
Maybe I’m just going crazy, but I’ve noticed some abnormally large birds flying around lately. Yesterday I swear I saw 3 vultures circling the parking lot at my apt. They were HUGE. They looked like they were gonna swoop down and take me out the game. Ok I’m sure they weren’t vultures, but something ain’t RAHT. This is Ohio. There shouldn’t be condors and...
the withdrawal
Twitter is my workplace coping mechanism. I have to tweet from my phone because these computers are of the finest pre-Y2K quality. But ubersocial is acting crazy and this blackberry mobile web is slower than Fantasia reading a teleprompter. I’m getting the crack shakes. I needs mah tweets!
www.twitter.com/ahhhhh_sha
And the visual is stunning. I hope they document what I’m becoming…
– “Congratulations” Drake
the weekend
“…it’s so haaaaard to say goodbye to yesterday…”
Ugh. Sometimes having a good weekend sucks because it makes going back to a job you hate THAT much harder. The feeling I had when pulling into work this morning could only be described as sorrow. Black cloud, leafless tree, wet socks, cereal but no milk, deep abysmal sorrow. Sorry. I’m dramatic on mondays....
Lights will guide you home,
And ignite your bones.
And I will try to fix you
– “Fix You” -Coldplay
the hair
Ignore that crazy ass hair. I just got done working out like 30 minutes ago
the mini coma
Sleep is the most annoying part of my day. I don’t know if there’s just something wrong with me, but I hate sleeping. I go to sleep at a decent hour. I have a comfortable mattress. My body just doesn’t respond well to sleep. At all. Every time I wake up, I feel like deep fried death. It’s pointless. I can’t even recall the last time I woke up with that Snow White...
Raven hair and ruby lips
sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the...
– “Witchy Woman” -The Eagles